Thou Shalt Not Kill Does Not Apply to God. He Killed a Lot
In the Bible, God was busy killing people. Writers on several Christian satire sites enjoy running through the killing God did and the reasons given for the killing.
Some who write satire are so diligent they have read through the Bible to add up the number God killed. The numbers seem to run around 25 million. Of course it requires making an estimate of the world population at the time of Noah and of battles when God's favorite assassins were victorious. A review with lots of discussion is in another blog.
Here are some of God's most successful killing projects. The scripture reference can be found in the second link above or on several other sites:
Event Estimates of Successful God Kills
Noah flood 20 million
7th Plague 300,000
1st Born Egyptian Children 500,000
For complaining about God's killing 14,700
Midianite massacre 200,000
Israelite Army 500,000
Gideon Story 120,000
Sleeping soldiers 185,000
Ethiopians 1 million
For myself who does not believe there is a god, these stories from the Bible are not upsetting. People have killed each other since there have been people but it is impossible for a god to kill because there is no god. Those who should be upset are those who believe in the Judaeo Christian God.
It is said that later in the God story a "New Covenant" came along and God promised to stop all this killing. I don't understand why this was necessary in the story--why would a God who knows all make all these killing mistakes and only later make a "New Covenant"? And, if God punished man for Eve's sin why did he not punish himself for his own killing?
It just seems so logical that if God said Thou Shalt Not Kill he would then not kill 25 million of his beloved people.
Some who write satire are so diligent they have read through the Bible to add up the number God killed. The numbers seem to run around 25 million. Of course it requires making an estimate of the world population at the time of Noah and of battles when God's favorite assassins were victorious. A review with lots of discussion is in another blog.
Here are some of God's most successful killing projects. The scripture reference can be found in the second link above or on several other sites:
Event Estimates of Successful God Kills
Noah flood 20 million
7th Plague 300,000
1st Born Egyptian Children 500,000
For complaining about God's killing 14,700
Midianite massacre 200,000
Israelite Army 500,000
Gideon Story 120,000
Sleeping soldiers 185,000
Ethiopians 1 million
For myself who does not believe there is a god, these stories from the Bible are not upsetting. People have killed each other since there have been people but it is impossible for a god to kill because there is no god. Those who should be upset are those who believe in the Judaeo Christian God.
It is said that later in the God story a "New Covenant" came along and God promised to stop all this killing. I don't understand why this was necessary in the story--why would a God who knows all make all these killing mistakes and only later make a "New Covenant"? And, if God punished man for Eve's sin why did he not punish himself for his own killing?
It just seems so logical that if God said Thou Shalt Not Kill he would then not kill 25 million of his beloved people.
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ReplyDeleteBeing biblically illiterate, I must speculate. Maybe the God I’llSmiteThee of the Old Testament was just laying down the law with some tough love. Or more likely, the authors of the Old Testament had to jack up the fear index to increase the power coefficient of the clergy to maintain a lucrative cash flow from the sale of their services. Anyway all of the smiting certainly called for some good news. Nothing like sacrificing your only son to signal a change in personnel policy.
ReplyDeleteArdy B "...I must speculate." It's fun to speculate about the Bible. Thousands make a living speculating about what it means.
DeleteWhile God was smiting people, why did he let Paul off the hook for doing away with a sacred ritual, circumcision. Paul said he had several personal visits with Jesus after Jesus was dead. Jesus could have smote Paul and kept this sacred practice.
I don't know Jon, every time I visit your blog I get some Bible verses read. You sure are correct about being able to find a verse for every occasion and for every side of every argument. So, "Why did [Jesus] let Paul off the hook for doing away with the sacred ritual, circumcision?" I found: Acts 9 Verse 5: “And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.”
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Deleteso silly. literalists communing with literalists. blind leading the blind both falling into the ditch. instead of nitpicking Scripture why don't spend your time doing something important, like say reading Shakespeare or like reading Kant in the German original.
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